{"product_id":"funny-red-unicorn-hoodie","title":"Funny Red Alpha Male Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe funniest hoodie in the room\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBright red base, cartoon unicorn on a full rainbow arc, colored stars, and \"ALPHA MALE\" in the biggest letters possible. The design is intentionally absurd - the self-serious text paired with an adorable kawaii unicorn graphic is the punchline, and it works on every level. Whether it's a gift or a personal statement, this red hoodie gets the joke across immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePullover style with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket. Polyester\/cotton blend that wears comfortably all day and holds its shape after washing. Unisex sizing from S to XXXL - the relaxed fit works across the full range. The graphic print stays vivid through repeated washing without cracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuick specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed pullover hoodie, drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCartoon unicorn + rainbow + stars + bold \"ALPHA MALE\" text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket, comfortable everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester\/cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex adult, S to XXXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the complete lineup in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/unicorn-hoodie\"\u003eunicorn hoodie collection\u003c\/a\u003e. Match with accessories from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/unicorn-hats\"\u003eunicorn hats\u003c\/a\u003e. For the same ironic design in a different tone, check the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/white-alpha-male-hoodie\"\u003ewhite alpha male hoodie\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kawaii Unicorn","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":45420704399497,"sku":"14:10;5:361386","price":45.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":45420704432265,"sku":"14:10;5:361385","price":45.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":45420704465033,"sku":"14:10;5:100014064","price":45.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XXXL","offer_id":45420704497801,"sku":"14:10;5:4183","price":45.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":45420704530569,"sku":"14:10;5:100014065","price":45.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XXL","offer_id":45420704563337,"sku":"14:10;5:4182","price":45.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0295\/1977\/3833\/files\/funny-red-unicorn-hoodie-lifestyle.png?v=1774365360","url":"https:\/\/kawaii-unicorn.com\/products\/funny-red-unicorn-hoodie","provider":"Kawaii Unicorn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}