Unicorn Jokes for Kids and Adults! 🦄
- , by Jessica Miller
- 7 min reading time
What's a Good Unicorn Joke?
Here's our all-time favorite: What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A horse. Simple, clean, and it lands every time. But we've got plenty more where that came from. Below you'll find over 75 unicorn jokes sorted by type, from clever puns to silly knock knock jokes that'll have five-year-olds rolling on the floor.
Whether you're stocking up for a unicorn-themed party or just need a laugh on a Tuesday, this list has you covered.
Unicorn Jokes for Kids
Q: What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
A: A horse.
Q: What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
A: Lucky Charms.
Q: Why did the unicorn cross the road?
A: To meet its neigh-bors.
Q: What street do unicorns live on?
A: Mane Street.
Q: What state do unicorns come from?
A: Maine.
Q: What do unicorns use to decorate their Christmas trees?
A: Horn-aments!
Q: Why was the unicorn sent to her room?
A: She kept horsing around!
Q: What do you get when you cross a unicycle and an ear of corn?
A: A unicorn.
Q: How do unicorns get to the park?
A: They ride unicycles.
Q: What did the unicorn say to the tomato in the garden?
A: "U no corn!"
Q: Where did the unicorn go after the storm?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow.
Q: How can you tell if a unicorn visited your house while you were away?
A: You'll find glitter and rainbows everywhere!
Unicorn Jokes for 5-Year-Olds
Extra simple, extra silly, and perfect for little ones who are just discovering that jokes are a thing.
Q: What's a unicorn's favorite food?
A: Corn on the cob!
Q: What color is a unicorn's favorite?
A: Rainbow!
Q: What do baby unicorns call their dads?
A: Pop-corn!
Q: What do unicorns wear in the rain?
A: Rain-boots (with sparkles)!
Q: What do unicorns play at recess?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What does a unicorn put on pancakes?
A: Uni-corn syrup!
Q: What's a unicorn's favorite movie snack?
A: Pop-corn, obviously!
Unicorn Puns
For when you want to be clever about it.
Q: What do you call a scary unicorn?
A: A nightmare.
Q: What do you call a unicorn who survived the flu?
A: An imm-unicorn!
Q: Why do unicorns always tell the truth?
A: They don't give bull.
Q: What do you call the best student at Unicorn High?
A: The A-corn.
Q: Why do unicorns listen to polka music?
A: They love the sound of uni-ccordions.
Q: Why does the unicorn play guitar so well?
A: She's mastered all the uni-chords.
Q: What currency do they use in unicorn land?
A: Corn-bread. (The economy is... grainy.)
Q: What's a unicorn's favorite necklace?
A: A rain-boa!
Q: What did the farmer unicorn use for her autumn harvest display?
A: A horn-ucopia!
Q: Where does a unicorn shop for a new tail?
A: The fairy re-tail store!
Love puns? You might also enjoy our funniest unicorn memes collection, which is basically puns in picture form.
Unicorn Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Unicorn.
Unicorn who?
Unicorn not believe how magical I am!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Horn.
Horn who?
Horn-estly, I just wanted to sparkle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Neigh.
Neigh who?
Neigh-bor, can I borrow some glitter?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rainbow your mind if I gallop through?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sparkle.
Sparkle who?
Sparkle-ling water, please. Unicorns stay hydrated.
Unicorn Riddles
A little trickier than your standard joke. Good for older kids and adults who like a brain teaser.
I have a horn but I don't honk. I have a mane but I'm not a lion. I have hooves but I'm not a horse. What am I?
A unicorn.
I can run faster than any horse, but no one has ever caught me. I leave behind rainbows and glitter, but you can never find my footprints. What am I?
A unicorn.
What has a horn that doesn't make a sound?
A unicorn. (Or a very old car.)
I'm real to those who believe, invisible to those who don't, and I always look better in glitter. What am I?
A unicorn. (Or a drag queen. We accept both answers.)
What's black and white and eats the same things as a unicorn?
A zebra.
"What's the Difference" Unicorn Jokes
Q: What's the difference between an honest politician and a unicorn?
A: Nothing. They're both imaginary.
Q: What's the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
A: One is a funny beast, the other is a bunny feast!
Q: What's the main difference between an orange and a unicorn?
A: Squeeze one hard. If you get orange juice, it was the orange.
Q: What's the difference between a unicorn and a negative person?
A: The unicorn always says neigh, but it's still positive about life.
Longer Unicorn Jokes
The Bar Joke: A unicorn walks into a bar and orders a large beer. The bartender serves it and says, "Why the long face?" The unicorn replies, "I was born with it."
The Music Joke: A unicorn says to a Pegasus, "I know a great song. The rhythm is well-known, but I can't remember the mane."
The Hallucination: My friend came over and told me I was hallucinating. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
The Chuck Norris: After a huge feast, Chuck Norris said "I could eat a horse" for the first time. The problem? He'd already eaten all the unicorns.
The Fact: Unicorns do exist. They're just chubby, gray, and we call them rhinos.
More Quick-Fire Unicorn Jokes
Q: What happens if you cross a cow with a unicorn?
A: Horned beef.
Q: What kind of story do you tell a runaway unicorn?
A: A tale of whoa!
Q: What did the unicorn bring to the barbecue?
A: Unicorn on the cob.
Q: Why do unicorns love corny jokes?
A: Because they're uni-corny.
Q: What do unicorn moms bake on weekends?
A: Uni-corn cookies.
Q: What do unicorns want for Christmas from their reindeer friends?
A: Horn-mints!
Q: What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
A: A rhin-horned-ceros!
Q: What do you say to an impatient unicorn?
A: Hold your horses!
Q: What kind of bread do unicorns eat at Thanksgiving?
A: Corn-bread!
Q: What do unicorns run on?
A: Glitter. It's basically their fuel.
Q: Why do unicorns make great friends?
A: They're always straight-forward. (Except when they're galloping in circles.)
Share the Laughs
Got a favorite from the list? These jokes go over especially well at unicorn-themed birthday parties, in lunch box notes, and as icebreakers. And wearing the joke makes it even better. If you want to show off your unicorn humor, our unicorn t-shirt collection has some designs that pair perfectly with a good pun. Or start your morning right with a unicorn mug and a corny joke.
For more unicorn fun, check out the cutest animated unicorn GIFs, or test your unicorn knowledge with our unicorn personality quiz. And if you're curious about the real mythology behind these magical creatures, our unicorn vs pegasus breakdown has some surprises.
For the ultimate list of magical names for your unicorn, head over to our pillar guide: 250+ unicorn names for every personality.
