Description

Dusty pink adds a layer of absurdity to the already ridiculous Alpha Male concept. The prancing unicorn and rainbow arch sit on fabric that matches the pink tones in the design itself, creating a monochromatic effect that makes the whole thing look like it was designed as a matching set. Pink on pink Alpha Male energy is a specific aesthetic choice and an absolutely hilarious one.

Softness Meets Durability

The polyester blend construction keeps this hoodie looking fresh through weekly washes at 30 degrees. Brushed interior fabric provides gentle warmth against skin or a base layer. The drawstring hood adjusts for style and coverage, while the kangaroo pocket holds daily essentials. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep their elasticity through extended use. Six sizes from S to XXXL provide a relaxed unisex fit that works for any body type. The muted pink shade does not look washed out over time thanks to the durable synthetic blend.

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Browse the unicorn hoodie collection for all available colors, or find crewneck versions in the unicorn sweater collection. The red alpha male hoodie cranks the boldness up another level.

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Pink Alpha Male Sarcastic Hoodie

    $63.90 $45.90

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      Description

      Dusty pink adds a layer of absurdity to the already ridiculous Alpha Male concept. The prancing unicorn and rainbow arch sit on fabric that matches the pink tones in the design itself, creating a monochromatic effect that makes the whole thing look like it was designed as a matching set. Pink on pink Alpha Male energy is a specific aesthetic choice and an absolutely hilarious one.

      Softness Meets Durability

      The polyester blend construction keeps this hoodie looking fresh through weekly washes at 30 degrees. Brushed interior fabric provides gentle warmth against skin or a base layer. The drawstring hood adjusts for style and coverage, while the kangaroo pocket holds daily essentials. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep their elasticity through extended use. Six sizes from S to XXXL provide a relaxed unisex fit that works for any body type. The muted pink shade does not look washed out over time thanks to the durable synthetic blend.

      Discover More

      Browse the unicorn hoodie collection for all available colors, or find crewneck versions in the unicorn sweater collection. The red alpha male hoodie cranks the boldness up another level.

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