Description

White gives every color in the Alpha Male design room to shine at full brightness. The rainbow arch glows, the pink unicorn prances with extra pop, and the purple-outlined bubble letters look like they belong on a candy wrapper. On a white hoodie the irony hits different because the clean canvas makes the ridiculous design look almost elegant. Almost.

Daily Driver Quality

The polyester blend shell resists stains better than pure cotton and releases marks easily in a 30-degree machine wash. A brushed interior keeps things cozy against a tee or bare skin. The drawstring hood adjusts for fit, and the kangaroo pocket handles phones, keys, and snacks. Ribbed cuffs and hem hold up through repeated wear cycles. Six sizes from S to XXXL fit a wide range of frames in a standard unisex cut. The white stays bright without yellowing thanks to the synthetic fiber blend.

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Sarcastic Alpha Male Unicorn Hoodie

    $63.90 $45.90

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      Description

      White gives every color in the Alpha Male design room to shine at full brightness. The rainbow arch glows, the pink unicorn prances with extra pop, and the purple-outlined bubble letters look like they belong on a candy wrapper. On a white hoodie the irony hits different because the clean canvas makes the ridiculous design look almost elegant. Almost.

      Daily Driver Quality

      The polyester blend shell resists stains better than pure cotton and releases marks easily in a 30-degree machine wash. A brushed interior keeps things cozy against a tee or bare skin. The drawstring hood adjusts for fit, and the kangaroo pocket handles phones, keys, and snacks. Ribbed cuffs and hem hold up through repeated wear cycles. Six sizes from S to XXXL fit a wide range of frames in a standard unisex cut. The white stays bright without yellowing thanks to the synthetic fiber blend.

      More Ironic Picks

      Browse the unicorn hoodie collection for the full range, or try a unicorn sweater for a hoodless option. The blue alpha male sarcastic hoodie adds color to the equation.

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