Description

Not every graphic tee earns a second look, but this one tends to. The tactical unicorn shirt in green works because a muscular unicorn flexing its biceps with the words 'ALPHA MALE' printed below in bold retro lettering - a parody of toxic masculinity tropes with an ironic kawaii twist, done in a vintage 90s graphic style - and that's the kind of specific that people remember.

It's the shirt you reach for when you want to express something without explaining it. Whether you're grabbing coffee, heading to class, or just running errands, it does the talking for you.

Construction details

100% cotton broadcloth, regular fit, crew neck, short sleeves. Weighs about 200g - lightweight enough for everyday wear. Sizes go from S up to XXXL so the whole crew can get matching ones if that's your move. Machine wash, low heat dry - it keeps its shape.

Browse the rest of the collection at unicorn dress if you want to match the shirt with something on top. Or head straight to the unicorn vomiting rainbow t shirt for a different graphic from the same family.

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      Description

      Not every graphic tee earns a second look, but this one tends to. The tactical unicorn shirt in green works because a muscular unicorn flexing its biceps with the words 'ALPHA MALE' printed below in bold retro lettering - a parody of toxic masculinity tropes with an ironic kawaii twist, done in a vintage 90s graphic style - and that's the kind of specific that people remember.

      It's the shirt you reach for when you want to express something without explaining it. Whether you're grabbing coffee, heading to class, or just running errands, it does the talking for you.

      Construction details

      100% cotton broadcloth, regular fit, crew neck, short sleeves. Weighs about 200g - lightweight enough for everyday wear. Sizes go from S up to XXXL so the whole crew can get matching ones if that's your move. Machine wash, low heat dry - it keeps its shape.

      Browse the rest of the collection at unicorn dress if you want to match the shirt with something on top. Or head straight to the unicorn vomiting rainbow t shirt for a different graphic from the same family.

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