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, by Jessica Miller What Does Unicorn Mean in Dating Slang?
What Does Unicorn Mean in Dating Slang?
Unicorns and the internet were made for each other. One is colorful, unpredictable, and full of glitter. The other is... well, same thing. We've rounded up over 40 of the funniest unicorn memes, from timeless classics to fresh favorites. Some will make you laugh, some will make you nod, and a few might make you question reality.
If you're here, you probably already know: being a unicorn fan as an adult is perfectly normal. These memes prove it.
When regular animals decide they're too good to be ordinary.
This Yorkshire terrier didn't ask for this. But honestly? It's pulling it off better than most actual unicorns would.
The expression says it all: "I will destroy you for this." And yet, they look magnificent.
The vet said it was a cone of shame. We say it's a promotion.
Some cats are born magical. Others have magic thrust upon them. This one is plotting revenge.
This bunny has accepted its new identity with zero complaints. Promote this rabbit immediately.
Every horse family has that one relative who insists they're "different." We believe you, cousin.
When Hollywood meets horns.
Dead or alive, you're riding this unicorn. Nobody is too tough for sparkles.
This is basically the official welcome mat of the internet. If Deadpool approves of unicorns, the debate is over.
Voldemort drank unicorn blood and still didn't get any sparkle. There's a lesson in there somewhere.
This would actually explain a lot about both extinction events.
The ones that make you go "...that's me."
Being an adult means you buy your own unicorn stuff. Nobody can stop you. That's the real magic.
"Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn." This is the only motivational quote that matters.
School: algebra. Brain: cat riding a rainbow unicorn through space. We've all been there.
Realistic? No. Giving up? Also no.
The dark side of unicorn fandom. We don't endorse it, but we understand it.
Because sometimes you need a sparkly pep talk.
The haters fuel the glitter. That's just science.
Body positivity, unicorn edition. If a rhino can be a unicorn, anything is possible.
Not all unicorns are gentle meadow prancers. Some chose violence. And glitter. Both at once.
Main character energy. Every horse has a unicorn inside. Some just haven't found their horn yet.
Therapist: "And how does that make you feel?" Unicorn: "Sparkly."
Step 1: Find cone. Step 2: Believe. There is no step 3. You're already a unicorn.
We have questions. Mainly: where can we get some?
Two perfect things combined into one even more perfect thing. This is what peak civilization looks like.
The origin of rainbow soft-serve. You didn't need to know, but now you do.
Step 1: Acquire unicorn. Step 2: We're not finishing this recipe.
The taxonomy nobody asked for but everyone needed. Corncorn is an underrated concept.
The Unitato. If you know, you know. If you don't, welcome to the internet.
Some unicorns choose the dark side. And they look fantastic doing it. Speaking of which, our deep dive into black unicorn symbolism explores why dark unicorns have such a dedicated following.
Part cat, part unicorn, part butterfly, part rainbow. The creature nobody expected and everyone deserved.
When your morning commute becomes a quest through an enchanted kingdom.
The smallest rider. The bravest mount. The most important journey. Onwards.
Three panels. One story. Pure gold.
Crazy? No. Living its best life? Absolutely.
Today, this unicorn becomes a uni-man. Mazel tov.
That's not paint. That's evidence. And a very sparkly insurance claim.
The holy trinity of "uni-" words. Peak internet achieved.
Have you seen this unicorn? Answers to "Sparkles." Last seen somewhere over the rainbow.
Narwhals are just unicorns that chose a different career path. Same energy, wetter commute.
Where unicorns go when Earth gets boring. Frankly, we don't blame them.
The comparison speaks for itself. We know which one we are.
These aren't just for scrolling. Unicorn memes make perfect content for:
If you prefer to wear your memes, our unicorn t-shirt collection has designs that channel the same energy. And for smaller doses of sparkle, our unicorn stickers work on laptops, water bottles, and anywhere else that needs improving.
Want more unicorn entertainment? Dive into our animated unicorn GIF collection, take the unicorn personality quiz, or find your magical alter ego in our ultimate list of 250+ unicorn names. If you're feeling artistic, our guide to drawing a kawaii unicorn might be your next project. And for kid-specific content, our unicorn jokes for kids are a great companion.